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The Transportation Department issued a new rule requiring airlines provide customers with automatic cash refunds in the event of flight...
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President Biden signed a bill into law banning TikTok nationwide unless the Chinese company that owns it, ByteDance, sells its...
CHICAGO—Standing with the bride amid joyful tears from all present, heart transplant recipient Ronald Huger recently honored a dying wish...
This uniquely shaped home made of bio-based materials hangs from the eaves of someone else’s garage so you won’t have...
WICHITA, KS—Complaining that the holidays had ended four months ago, annoyed local shoppers told reporters Friday that Towne West Square...
WASHINGTON—Calling the effort a major step forward in accommodating the needs of allergic citizens, President Joe Biden announced Monday his...
NEW YORK—Emphasizing that it was their only option amid the rampant protests that had erupted on campus, Columbia University announced...
WASHINGTON—Saying they’d learned a lot about her life and the adversities she’d faced over the years, the nation’s white women...
WASHINGTON—A new report released Tuesday by the Pew Research Center found that the American people still lead the world in...
Gov. Kristi Noem (R-SC) defended killing her 14-month-old dog, Cricket, after the anecdote was leaked from her upcoming memoir, saying...
NEW YORK—Interrupting testimony as they walked straight up to the former president mid-trial, the Trump boys baked a cake for...
The Drug Enforcement Administration is expected to approve a rescheduling of marijuana, which is currently categorized with Schedule I drugs...
While police are well trained to shoot unarmed civilians, plant evidence, and file for overtime, dealing with larger-scale events like...
BELOIT, WI—After following a vehicle that had exited the parking lot of Hatley’s Pub and pulling it over on suspicion...
As part of a promotion for its new “Icons” category of rental properties, Airbnb recreated the floating house from the...
Fujikawaguchiko, a town in Japan known for its clear view of Mount Fuji, has begun constructing a large black screen...