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WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this...
SATIRE NEWS: Trump Administration Investigates Nike For Alleged Discrimination Against White Workers
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, the federal agency in charge of enforcing workplace anti-discrimination laws, is investigating Nike over the...
VAL DI FIEMME, ITALY—Calling it a “relentless barrage of unwelcome yelling” that distracted from the competition, officials confirmed Saturday that the...
WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of the...
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MILAN—Casting a mournful pall over the procession making its way through the foothills and dusty roads of northern Italy, thousands...
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WASHINGTON—Advising her that even the most basic gesture of contrition would solve all her problems instantly, lawmakers reminded convicted sex...
The Department of Homeland Security warned that the use of toxins, such as ricin and cyanide, to poison domestic partners...
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OWENSBORO, KY—Insisting that the Winter Olympic sport was “basically just lying there and letting gravity happen,” local man Michael Chou...
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Internal Department of Homeland Security documents revealed that less than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants arrested by U.S. Immigration...
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The U.S. economy experienced almost zero job growth in 2025, with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data indicating that the...