WASHINGTON—Speaking from the Oval Office, President Joe Biden addressed the nation Wednesday, stating, “Does anyone else ever feel like they’re...
WASHINGTON—Staring down a likely expulsion from the House of Representatives, Rep. George Santos (R-NY) told reporters “I am just a...
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LOS ANGELES—With the child of Hollywood royalty clinching the role through the sheer force of genetics, the trailer for the...
UPPER ARLINGTON, OH—Struggling to let go of Nikki Haley’s cruel words, Vivek Ramaswamy was reportedly lying in bed early Thursday...
PORTLAND, ME—Praising the child for the maturity he had shown in coping with such a difficult life event, sources confirmed...
Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State, national security advisor, and lover of carpet bombing innocent civilians, passed away at the...
Amid concerns about the increase in misinformation and propaganda, The Onion asked Americans where they get their unbiased information about...
PALMYRA, SYRIA—In what turned out to be the final discovery within their field of study, the world’s archaeologists celebrated Tuesday...
BOULDER, CO—Despite having seen the parade of images in her feed whenever she logs on, local lesbian Marissa Hodges, 36,...
Javier Milei, a former economist and TV personality whom many have compared to Donald Trump both in his lack of...
CHICAGO—Nimbly maneuvering his larger-than-average body through inconceivably small spaces between vehicles, a beefy boy on an electric scooter was spotted...
A proposed mandate from the Environmental Protection Agency seeks to drastically reduce lead in the nation’s drinking water over the...
SAN FRANCISCO—Speaking at a solo press conference after a carefully orchestrated diplomatic summit with the Chinese leader, President Joe Biden...
With relations between the two nations strained, President Joe Biden met with Chinese president Xi Jinping Wednesday in San Francisco...
WASHINGTON—As he hacked and coughed in front of a horrified group of family members and top administration officials, sources confirmed...
When it comes to dating apps, women are far more likely to find a narcissist, a deadbeat, or an abuser...
President Donald Trump took the witness stand this week to defend himself in a civil fraud trial brought by the...
HOUSTON, TX—Taking accountability for a massive spill in the Gulf of Mexico, BP released a statement Wednesday apologizing for thinking...