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Donald Trump recently announced on Truth Social that he has teamed up with country music artist Lee Greenwood to sell a custom “God Bless The USA” Bible for $59.99. Here is everything we know about the bespoke religious text that the former president is hawking.
Scholarly Annotations By Kevin Sorbo
Scholarly Annotations By Kevin Sorbo
The MAGA loyalist and Hercules: The Legendary Journeys star provides insightful historical notes throughout.
Drippings From Trump’s Cheeseburger
Drippings From Trump’s Cheeseburger
The grease stains appearing midway through the Gospel of Mark were only made on a few copies, which are now limited-edition collector’s items.
Part Where Jesus Encounters 5,000 Hungry People And Runs Them Over With Pickup Truck
Part Where Jesus Encounters 5,000 Hungry People And Runs Them Over With Pickup Truck
Other Bibles just gloss over this miracle.
Israelites Have Been Renamed
Israelites Have Been Renamed
In order to make them seem less Jewish, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob now go by Tucker, Rudy, and Ted Nugent.
Retelling Of Crucifixion In Which Jesus Is Killed By Migrant Caravan
Retelling Of Crucifixion In Which Jesus Is Killed By Migrant Caravan
The edited scripture stresses Jesus never would’ve died if Jerusalem had a strong border wall.
1988 ‘Hustler’ Centerfold
1988 ‘Hustler’ Centerfold
Amberlee is a barely legal dancer out of Sarasota, Florida.
Readers Are Named As Co-Defendants In His Next Legal Case
Readers Are Named As Co-Defendants In His Next Legal Case
Nestled within the “terms and conditions” is a clause that states purchase of the Bible makes the owner legally culpable in all future cases brought against Trump, whether civil or criminal.
Trump’s Golf Scorecard
If God Almighty says Trump shot a 67, then it must be true.
Blasphemy Matches
The inside cover includes a set of easy-strike matches for burning all heretical, non-Trump versions of the Bible.
Eric Trump Chew Marks
He got ahold of a few copies, sorry.
Upgradable
For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.
Illuminations Of Jesus Participating In Jan. 6
Illuminations Of Jesus Participating In Jan. 6
Apparently Christ the Lord would’ve gladly hung Mike Pence.
Trump Family Genealogy
If you read closely enough you will see that the former president is a descendant of Jacob and will live to be 248 years old.
Several Classified Documents
Several Classified Documents
Copies of the U.S. military’s nuclear launch codes can be found midway through Leviticus in most copies.
Supplemental Section Includes Lyrics To Kid Rock’s ‘Bawitdaba’
Supplemental Section Includes Lyrics To Kid Rock’s ‘Bawitdaba’
Part of the effort to collect all the most significant spiritual texts in one place.
Three Bonus Gospels
The Trump New Testament includes never-before-seen books including the Gospels of Eric, Tiffany, and Boebert.