WASHINGTON—Insisting the terminated worker had violated the terms of her employment by leaking highly sensitive information, the White House announced Monday that...
Australia and France recently enacted social media bans for children, with other countries considering similar legislation. The Onion examines the...
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Poor ticket sales for Melania Trump’s documentary Melania have led to rescue efforts by the GOP that include buying out...
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WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and...
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TikTok users in the U.S. claimed they were unable to write the word “Epstein” in messages, fueling accusations that the...
HYDE PARK, NY—Stifling their groans as an instructor distributed the wailing infants, students at the Culinary Institute of America were...
Since returning to the White House, President Trump has significantly escalated his incendiary rhetoric, legally dubious policy decisions, and challenges...
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) was rushed by a man during a town hall and sprayed with what was revealed to...
The 68th Annual Grammy Awards take place Feb. 1. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s...
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President Donald Trump said the U.S. used a weapon he referred to as “the discombobulator” to capture former Venezuelan President...
Climber Alex Honnold successfully scaled the Taipei 101 skyscraper, the 11th tallest in the world, without a harness, ropes, or...
Gregory Bovino, who was responsible for immigration enforcement operations in Minnesota, has been ousted as the U.S. Border Patrol’s “commander...
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