Tensions between the United States and Venezuela are escalating, with President Trump stating that land strikes on drug traffickers could...
VATICAN CITY—In a milestone many Roman Catholics hope will bring the church into the 21st century, Vatican officials issued a...
The bride and groom want to call what happened on Saturday a wedding, but it wasn’t even in a church—and...
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the...
Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia in...
LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano as...
A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry a...
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Heated Rivalry, a new Canadian romance series, has exploded in popularity since it premiered on HBO Max last week. Here...
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The Department of Transportation is considering a new crash test dummy design based on female anatomy, claiming it would improve...
CHICAGO—In a move making her the latest performer to join the distraction-free trend, New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde confirmed Friday that...
A judge in Missouri resigned after wearing an Elvis Presley wig in court, coming after a disciplinary commission determined he...
Francine Holmes, 73, passed away Wednesday after three hours of successful surgery followed by four hours of unsuccessful surgery. The...
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KNOXVILLE, TN—In a development her family began referring to as a “stroke of luck,” local 81-year-old Gloria Martin reportedly died Thursday...