The U.S. and New Zealand are the only two countries in the world that allow direct-to-consumer prescription drug advertising. The...
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Shifting uncomfortably in his chair and glancing around for the waiter, Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was wondering...
LONG BEACH, CA—Encouraging his child to put her language skills to good use, local father Paul Feldman urged his daughter Alice...
WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began...
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The Potomac River, a waterway that winds through the nation’s capital, is in the midst of an ecological crisis after...
A U.S. district judge ruled Buffalo Wild Wings can continue to call its popular menu item “boneless wings” even though...
NEW YORK—In a discovery that increased doubt about the popular diet trend, a study published Thursday by Columbia University researchers...
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that a high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet, widely known as the keto diet, can cure...
“Looksmaxxing,” a new trend that can involve jaw exercises, steroid use, and extreme cosmetic procedures, has taken off among many...
South Korea’s spy agency believes North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has chosen his daughter Kim Ju Ae as his heir,...
WILLOW SPRINGS, IL—Expressing exasperation over the constant Chinese New Year chatter, local thoroughbred Lady Star told reporters Wednesday she was...
LOS ANGELES—Confirming the rest of the industry had been brought to a virtual standstill, sources reported Wednesday that all upcoming...
LIVIGNO, ITALY—In what has become the central focus of his primetime broadcasts night after night, NBC sportscaster Mike Tirico has...
Gallup will stop tracking presidential job approval ratings after 88 years, saying the decision reflects “an evolution in how Gallup...
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VERNON HILLS, IL—Lacking the ability to transform her father’s personality to the same extent as his leather couch or riding...
LONDON—Calling for all hands on deck as he seized an armful of paperbacks, local bookshop owner Colin Mueller was reportedly...