WASHINGTON—Advising her that even the most basic gesture of contrition would solve all her problems instantly, lawmakers reminded convicted sex...
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MILAN—Casting a mournful pall over the procession making its way through the foothills and dusty roads of northern Italy, thousands...
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WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of the...
VAL DI FIEMME, ITALY—Calling it a “relentless barrage of unwelcome yelling” that distracted from the competition, officials confirmed Saturday that the...
SATIRE NEWS: Trump Administration Investigates Nike For Alleged Discrimination Against White Workers
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, the federal agency in charge of enforcing workplace anti-discrimination laws, is investigating Nike over the...
WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this...
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WASHINGTON—Pledging to provide her with spectacles, a curled-up tie, and whatever else she needed to do a great job, President...
The Washington Post announced sweeping layoffs amid declining revenue and backlash against the way owner Jeff Bezos has managed the...
This three-bedroom home on a tree-lined street has a roof with all the pointy parts you’d hope to have in...
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The Chinese government blasted the Recording Academy’s decision to award the Dalai Lama his first Grammy, claiming the music industry...
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Priced at $1.5 million, this two-bedroom bungalow will send a clear message to every working-class family still in the neighborhood...
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WASHINGTON—Decrying the un-American nature of any activity intended to provide amusement or the slightest bit of diversion, conservatives across the...