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WASHINGTON—Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald...
Previously quarantined cans of yellowfin tuna that were recalled due to a defective pull tab which could introduce botulism, a...
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PARIS—Clutching their chests in wonder at the newly unveiled work by an anonymous street artist, all 68 million members of...
WASHINGTON—Checking to see if the prestigious award was real by placing the medal on the glass turntable and hitting the...
LOS ANGELES—Saying they wished she would just be honest with them, friends of multiplatinum recording artist Katy Perry expressed skepticism...
Rapper A$AP Rocky has released Don’t Be Dumb, his first album in eight years. The Onion shares everything you need...
Chin married Galchot in what is being described as a decisive coup d’état against the groom’s 13-year-old daughter from a...
DENVER—Acknowledging the grim reality of their underwhelming romantic prospects, chronic disorganization, and lackluster employment outlook, the adult Patterson children confirmed...
The trend of “house burping,” based on the German practice of “lüften” or briefly opening windows to refresh indoor air,...
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned...
Second Lady Usha Vance announced she and Vice President JD Vance are expecting their fourth child amid public speculation about...
WASHINGTON—Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and Customs...
The couple wed Saturday after realizing they could not, in fact, get the venue and vendor deposits back. The post...
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WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the...
Ynyshir, a Welsh restaurant with two Michelin stars, has been given a one star hygiene rating by food standards inspectors,...