A Kentucky woman who was expecting a delivery of medicine instead mistakenly received a box containing severed human hands and...
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ – The Onion Published: November...
A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat. What...
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LONDON—In a stunning reversal of fortune for the controversy-plagued younger brother of King Charles III, Buckingham Palace announced Friday that...
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—In an effort to console the team’s star running back as he recuperated from a season-ending lower-leg injury,...
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Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s rumored romance has taken the internet by storm. The Onion sat down with the celebrity...
Elon Musk launched Grokipedia, a crowdsourced online encyclopedia developed by his company xAI, as a direct competitor to Wikipedia, although...
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Nvidia became the first company to hit a $5 trillion market capitalization, putting it on par with the GDP of...
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The Department of Homeland Security has been carrying out “Operation Midway Blitz” since early September. The Onion examines the key...