SAN DIEGO—Following a surprise restaurant raid Friday in which dozens of employees were taken into custody, witnesses reported that on...
Researchers in China claim that swarms of medical nano-robots the size of a speck of dust could someday be used...
King Charles will retire the “royal train,” a private rail line established in 1840 to transport members of the royal...
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Windows will no longer display the operating system’s infamous “blue screen of death” when something goes wrong, removing the signature...
WASHINGTON—In a provocative 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that everyone’s a damn critic these days. “It is this...
GENEVA—Saying frost-covered courts heralded a new direction for the sport, officials from the Geneva Open defended Monday their decision to...
NEW YORK—Shaking a logo-emblazoned cap enticingly over his head, a defense attorney for Sean “Diddy” Combs’ reportedly tossed jurors Cîroc-branded...
GETTYSBURG, PA—Following a fourth chorus of “Kingdom Coming,” fellow participants sternly reminded local Civil War reenactor Christopher Geary that this...
New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde has released Virgin, her fourth studio album. The Onion sat down with the artist to discuss...
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President Donald Trump’s budget megabill is in the House of Representatives after being narrowly passed by the Senate. Here are...
LOS ANGELES—Revealing new details about the highly anticipated film, actor and producer Jared Leto teased Wednesday that the villain in...
WASHINGTON—Stressing that it would be simplest to troubleshoot now during the onboarding process for his company’s surveillance technology, Palantir founder...
ATLANTA—Reminding you that the views expressed in the show serve as a reflection of your own depravity, a disclaimer that...
Midwestern corn crops are releasing vast amounts of moisture into the air, known as “corn sweat”, which, combined with rising...
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ST. PETERSBURG, FL—Noting that the change in status was disconcerting and weird for everyone involved, family sources released a report...
Nearly 150 people were jabbed with syringes during a street music festival in France, with authorities having arrested at least...