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WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that the threat against Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem remained active and ongoing, the FBI issued a statement...
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The U.K. banned the possession of ninja swords in a bid to curb what it has called a “national knife...
NEW YORK—Shedding light on the demographic shifts that have transformed the generation’s relationships, a Hunter College study published Monday revealed...
Greg King, 43, passed away at Grace Hospice Care on Thursday morning after one of his patients decided she didn’t...
PITTSBURGH—After the Steelers signed him to a one-year, $13.6 million deal with performance incentives, quarterback Aaron Rodgers reportedly purchased a...
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters...
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MEADE, KS—Saying the difficult act was necessary so his family wouldn’t be starved for clangs, local farmer Troy Cox told...
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A new study published in JAMA Internal Medicine found that the mental health of mothers in the United States declined...
Bride and groom were wed Friday after realizing they both had a craving for a giant vanilla cake. The post...
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An aid boat carrying environmental campaigner Greta Thunberg and other activists was intercepted by Israeli forces, with Israel’s defense minister...
WASHINGTON—Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his disturbing and bloody end, Immigration and Customs Enforcement released a video...
The happy couple’s wedding will be first come, first served and open to the public, so loved ones are encouraged...
A hungry wild elephant caused havoc in a grocery store in Thailand when he strolled in from a nearby national...
WASHINGTON—Visibly unnerved after experiencing a slight breeze through an office window, acting head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency David...
The owner of Pornhub has blocked access to its website in France because of its objections to a new French...