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Freida Meeks, 90, died Sunday but will not be discovered by staff at her ramshackle nursing home for another three...
Elon Musk was temporarily overtaken as the world’s richest person by Oracle cofounder Larry Ellison after the company’s stock surged...
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This three-bedroom house was remodeled to look like a giant meatball after the owner mentioned to the host of an...
Spirited away by carriage under cover of night, the two lovers were wed deep in the forest by an unfrocked...
Two Cornell students killed a 120-pound black bear before bringing its carcass into a communal kitchen in their dormitory to...
NEW YORK—In an effort to relieve public concern over the thousands of footballs that go missing every season, an internal...
ST. GEORGE, UT—As questions continue to swirl regarding the motive behind last week’s assassination of Charlie Kirk, The Wall Street...
DESTIN, FL—In an expression of disgust and contempt for the scarlet, peeling crowd of beachgoers streaming past them, the vacationing...
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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent erupted at top housing finance official Bill Pulte during a private dinner, threatening to “punch [him]...
Sombr, the artist behind hits “Undressed” and “Back To Friends,” won his first ever award at the 2025 MTV VMAs...