WASHINGTON—As part of ongoing efforts to improve the efficiency with which it collects money for the world’s richest man, officials...
A 200-year-old illustrated condom will go on display with Dutch golden age masters in Amsterdam, after the 19th-century “luxury souvenir”...
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A downtown avenue in Mexico City was once again the stage of a march in which hundreds of nudists celebrated...
BEVERLY, MA—Launching into preparations months early in an effort to get a head start, proactive local man Mark Cromwell was...
BRAINERD, MN—Admitting that it was finally time to grow up and start making healthy life choices, local man Russell McGrath...
SAN DIEGO—Shocked by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids affecting her very own community, local 43-year-old Jillian Beamer told reporters...
CHICAGO—After forgetting to bring sufficient entertainment for the two-hour flight from Atlanta to O’Hare Airport, area man Kenneth Vargas reportedly...
The Trump administration canceled a contract awarded to Moderna for the late-stage development of its bird flu vaccine for humans,...
A study found that healthy people who regularly smoked marijuana or consumed THC-laced edibles showed signs of early cardiovascular disease...
VATICAN— In an effort to bring openness and transparency to his role as supreme pontiff, Pope Leo XIV vowed Friday...
Celebrities including Rihanna and Blackpink’s Lisa have been spotted with Labubu dolls, the latest craze to hit the U.S. Here...
Mount Etna, the volcano on the Italian island of Sicily, erupted, spewing hot ash miles into the air and releasing...
HUNTINGTON, NY—Eagerly explaining to the 9-year-old that the investment was already down 11% since purchase, Marcus Aldaco reportedly gave his...
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STAVANGER, NORWAY—Moments after a stunning defeat by 19-year-old Indian prodigy Gukesh Dommaraju, befuddled chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen exclaimed Monday that he...
Japan has a new sumo grand champion and the first Japanese competitor to reach the top rank since 2017, the...
WASHINGTON—As part of a flurry of legal actions in recent days that granted clemency to more than 25 people, President Donald...
WASHINGTON—Causing the White House deputy chief of staff to experience intense psychological distress, a novelty car horn playing “La Cucaracha”...
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