WASHINGTON—In an effort to protect visitors to the violently contested territories south of the U.S. border, the State Department advised...
If passed into law, the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act will create new barriers to voting in federal elections by...
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LONG BEACH, CA—Encouraging his child to put her language skills to good use, local father Paul Feldman urged his daughter Alice...
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The Potomac River, a waterway that winds through the nation’s capital, is in the midst of an ecological crisis after...
NEW YORK—In a discovery that increased doubt about the popular diet trend, a study published Thursday by Columbia University researchers...
“Looksmaxxing,” a new trend that can involve jaw exercises, steroid use, and extreme cosmetic procedures, has taken off among many...
WILLOW SPRINGS, IL—Expressing exasperation over the constant Chinese New Year chatter, local thoroughbred Lady Star told reporters Wednesday she was...
LIVIGNO, ITALY—In what has become the central focus of his primetime broadcasts night after night, NBC sportscaster Mike Tirico has...
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The U.S. and New Zealand are the only two countries in the world that allow direct-to-consumer prescription drug advertising. The...
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Shifting uncomfortably in his chair and glancing around for the waiter, Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was wondering...
WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began...
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A U.S. district judge ruled Buffalo Wild Wings can continue to call its popular menu item “boneless wings” even though...
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that a high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet, widely known as the keto diet, can cure...
South Korea’s spy agency believes North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has chosen his daughter Kim Ju Ae as his heir,...
LOS ANGELES—Confirming the rest of the industry had been brought to a virtual standstill, sources reported Wednesday that all upcoming...
Gallup will stop tracking presidential job approval ratings after 88 years, saying the decision reflects “an evolution in how Gallup...