The bride and groom want to call what happened on Saturday a wedding, but it wasn’t even in a church—and...
Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia in...
A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry a...
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The Department of Transportation is considering a new crash test dummy design based on female anatomy, claiming it would improve...
A judge in Missouri resigned after wearing an Elvis Presley wig in court, coming after a disciplinary commission determined he...
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WICHITA, KS—Admitting that the tempting dried fruit would ruin her figure, local grandmother Linda Donovan told reporters Friday that she...
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the...
LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano as...
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Heated Rivalry, a new Canadian romance series, has exploded in popularity since it premiered on HBO Max last week. Here...
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CHICAGO—In a move making her the latest performer to join the distraction-free trend, New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde confirmed Friday that...
Francine Holmes, 73, passed away Wednesday after three hours of successful surgery followed by four hours of unsuccessful surgery. The...
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KNOXVILLE, TN—In a development her family began referring to as a “stroke of luck,” local 81-year-old Gloria Martin reportedly died Thursday...
PASADENA, CA—Dispelling numerous widespread beliefs about the role the celestial body plays in life on Earth, astronomers at the California...