SATIRE NEWS: ‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme  

LOS ANGELES—Alarmed after overhearing the young girl on the other side of the park fence, rapper Nicki Minaj reportedly stated “You think you’re better than me?” Wednesday while confronting a child for reciting nursery rhymes. “How many albums have you sold, huh?” asked the 42-year-old artist, who posted a short video of the child to her Instagram account with the caption “Hickory dickory flop.” “How many awards have you won? Have you ever gone platinum? Yeah, I didn’t think so. I am the queen of rap. ‘The mouse ran up the clock?’ I bet you didn’t even write that shit yourself.” At press time, reports confirmed the girl’s mother was confusedly asking Minaj why she had just referred to her daughter as “my son.”