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TrumpRx has officially launched. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new government website.
Q: What is TrumpRx?
A: A strange line item you’ll see pop up on your credit card bill 15 times in a row.
Q: What kinds of prescriptions can I get through TrumpRx?
A: TrumpRx offers low-cost access to medications manufactured by companies that have pledged not to hire any more Black people.
Q: What companies did not agree to participate?
A: Those now under investigation by the FDA.
Q: Who benefits from TrumpRx?
A: Conservative relatives grasping for talking points.
Q: Is this a new service?
A: No, it was renamed from Dwight D. Eisenhower’s Discount Pill Emporium.
Q: What standards do meds have to meet?
A: All pills must be FDA-approved and certified as 100% USDA Prime Beef.