SATIRE NEWS: Taylor Swift Tells Brittany Mahomes She Not Having Bridesmaids

LEAWOOD, KS—Insisting she wanted to keep her wedding as small and intimate as possible, recently engaged pop star Taylor Swift reportedly told Brittany Mahomes Friday that she wasn’t having any bridesmaids. “It’s really sweet of you to offer, Brittany, but when I thought about it, I realized I’ve just never imagined my wedding with bridesmaids,” said Swift, who responded to Mahomes’ question about whether she should start planning the bachelorette party by insisting that not even future sister-in-law Kylie Kelce was going to be involved in the ceremony. “Coordinating dresses and figuring out travel for everyone would be such a headache. It’s too bad, because of course you would have been my dream bridesmaid! But at the end of the day, a wedding party just doesn’t feel right to Travis and me. Honestly, we might not even have a reception.” Swift added that if Mahomes wanted to grab coffee the week after the wedding, she’d love to celebrate then.