SATIRE NEWS: Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music

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A man was arrested in Atlanta for allegedly stealing hard drives containing Beyoncé’s unreleased music and other tour-materials, which were taken from a vehicle used by her crew. What do you think?

“Jay-Z knows he can just ask, right?”

Leo Bandholz, Systems Analyst


“God forbid a fan want to get a jump on learning the choreography.”

Katherine Periat, Report Generator


“He’s just lucky the police got to him before her fanbase did.”

Pete Schrauth, Morale Consultant



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