SATIRE NEWS: Driving Surges In Popularity Thanks To ‘F1’ Film

LOS ANGELES—Coinciding with a spike in interest in cars and moving fast, a trend report published Friday by Edmunds Research confirmed that driving was surging in popularity thanks to Apple’s new film F1. “F1 has really pushed driving into the forefront of culture, and now it’s having a moment,” said report co-author Jared Eash, who noted that millions of the film’s fans across the country were crowding into car dealerships and heading out onto streets and roads in an effort to try out the motor vehicle trend for themselves. “Personally, I love getting into my Nissan Sentra and driving around Kansas City. I feel just like Brad Pitt! And I know I’m not alone. There are some superfans who say that thanks to the movie, they operate a car every day, or even multiple times a day. F1 has officially put cars on the map.” At press time, the popularity of driving was reportedly waning after those trying it for the first time learned about stop signs.