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Satire news: bachelorette party provides friends valuable time to get

SATIRE NEWS: Bachelorette Party Provides Friends Valuable Time To Get High With Bride’s Cousin

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PALM SPRINGS, CA—Appreciative of the quality time with those who have touched the life of their dear friend, guests at a bachelorette party expressed gratitude Friday that the recent celebration had provided them with valuable time to get high with the bride-to-be’s cousin. “It’s easy to lose sight of these relationships as time goes on, so it was really nice to finally have a chance to celebrate Kaitlin and get absolutely blazed with her cousin,” said attendee Gia Johnston, explaining that between the group pedicure, karaoke night, and backyard hibachi, there were multiple opportunities to get high to the point of incoherence courtesy of the joints rolled by the cousin, whom most at the party had never met. “I really needed this. Sure, bachelorette weekends can be expensive and stressful, but at the end of the day, I’m so glad that Kaitlin brought this incredible group of women together so we all had the chance to unwind, bond, and get really stoned in the garage of an Airbnb.” At press time, Johnston vowed to stay in touch with the cousin in the hopes that they could also get high in the bathroom of the bridal suite prior to the wedding.





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