SATIRE NEWS: All The Changes Kristi Noem Is Making To TSA

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has hinted that more changes are coming to TSA following the end of the agency’s shoe removal policy. Here is a selection of the new security rules coming to the nation’s airports:

Agents will personally thank white couples traveling with white children.


Mandatory ridiculing of bad driver’s license photos


Any quantity of unpasteurized milk is okay to bring through.


Muslim travelers must be placed in separate bins.


Quart-sized Ziploc bag limit for carry-on guns


Rather than walk through a body scanner, travelers may elect to simply describe their nipples in detail.


No wheelchairs.


Flotation devices injected directly into lips


Free family separation for international travelers



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