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Q: Do you examine me, or do I examine you?
A: It can be scary to enter a gynecologist’s exam room if the doctor fails to explain why they’re also stripping down.
Q: Am I giving birth right now?
A: Women think they should just automatically “know” that they’ve been pregnant for nine months and the baby is currently crowning.
Q: Did the 1976 Pittsburgh Steelers have the greatest NFL defense of all time?
A: Any gynecologist would tell you the ’85 Bears or 2000 Ravens were undoubtedly the two most unstoppable defenses ever.
Q: Can I visit the gynecologist while on my period?
A: Fuck no, and it’s disgusting you would even think of asking that.
Q: Will you watch me have sex right now and tell me if I get pregnant?
A: Your insurance plan doesn’t cover Kinsey experiments.
Q: Can my labia be used to help me glide from tree from tree like the furred membrane of a flying squirrel?
A: Yes.
Q: If a penis breaks off inside of me, how long will it take to dissolve?
A: Luckily, the naturally acidic pH of the vagina will make quick work of it.
Q: Does my vagina look normal?
A: Every vagina is unique in its own terrifying way.
Q: How far away is the moon?
A: 238,900 gyno-miles.
Q: How many tentacles can I fit into my vagina?
A: Seven to eight, but you have other holes too!
Q: Why do I have a low sex drive?
A: Because you’re a frigid bitch who hates men and just wants to torture them.
Q: Can I take my legs out of the stirrups if we’re just chatting?
A: Yes, but you’d be missing out on the full experience.
Q: What does getting an IUD feel like?
A: It’s more fun as a surprise.
Q: Why is there a ferret living in there?
A: There’s really no reason to be ashamed, as doctors have found much bigger animals inside vaginas, including coyotes, deer, and vultures.
Q: Why is it difficult for me to orgasm?
A: The causes for this can be multifold, but the most likely factor is that almost everyone is a tiresome, unsightly clod.
Q: Do I really have to strip down naked while dancing on the pole during my visit?
A: Yes, but gynecologists are trained to throw $20 bills to make patients comfortable.
Q: Do you ever wish you dealt with penises instead?
A: Yes. More than you’ll ever know.
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