NEW YORK—Noting that seeing another photograph of the disgraced crypto entrepreneur is just a part of life at this point, a report released Friday confirmed that here is Sam Bankman-Fried’s stupid little face again. “Guess everyone has to keep looking at this fucking thing, so here it is,” read the report in part, confirming that you had seen the fuckwit’s annoying expression before—many times, in fact—and here it is yet again. “Here’s his dumbass mug, curly hair, and irritating little smirk. Look at this fucker. Imagine losing millions of dollars to this goddamn bastard. You’ll probably see this scumbag’s face at least a few hundred more times in your life and it will annoy the fucking hell out of you every single time.” The report then added that there is absolutely nothing you could do to stop this from happening again.