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Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
“What better use for all this gold?” said Team USA’s Jack Hughes, struggling to pronounce all the words through his chipped teeth. READ MORE
Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in recorded history that a socialist has ever run out of money. READ MORE
According to sources, Carlson, ever the professional, tried to push these thoughts to the back of his mind because he was not a conspiracy theorist obsessed with the Jews. READ MORE
“Oh, that was him?” voter Randal Caspian said. “I didn’t realize he was the governor of that state. California isn’t really the state I want to model the entire country on. That place is the worst.” READ MORE