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The FBI’s Salt Lake City office reportedly breathed a sigh of relief that the search had reached its conclusion when the assassin arrived and placed himself in handcuffs.
“He has skills and experience that are unmatched in this type of investigation. Also, he looks remarkably like a furry,” the source said.
After poring over a lengthy, detailed explanation by the killer of why he carried out his attack, the media stated the motives remain shrouded in mystery.
Charity Sparks, an account manager for a marketing company, lost her job over the weekend after she was outed online for a TikTok video in which she performed a celebratory dance and laughed uncontrollably to celebrate the killing of Charlie Kirk and express her deeply held belief that all conservatives should be murdered.