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It’s one busy & holy week
This is a special week.
The UN’s schlepping in, which will make traffic tougher to get through than your closet.
It’s also the week, or day, or minute, or whatever for the Sun to move away from the Earth which means something — I don’t know what.
It’s also the close of the San Gennaro festival which means everyone wanting spaghetti will clog uptown restaurants.
It’s Charlie Kirk’s funeral. Wait. More. It marks the first day of autumn.
My computer doesn’t like me today and my Yorkie just did something not nice on my kitchen floor.
Also, it’s a holy week. Rosh Hashanah. Which means it’s followed by another holy week — Yom Kippur. Which means I have to be kindly, not knock anyone, and give thanks for all we have. Which also means no columns from me for the remainder of this week.
Which means I just had a long talk with my broker. We set up a calculated all-encompassing program designed to reach certain investment goals during the next five years — like getting even.
Have a good week, everyone.
‘Dream’ role
Another oldie’s set for aging Broadway. “Dreamgirls.” Great. Haven’t seen that show since Biden was toilet-trained.
Probable star — Alex Newell. Black. From Massachusetts. Terrific, great, a one-of-a-kind. Nonbinary. Answers to he/she/they. Plays transgender. Calls themself “nonconforming.” For stopping the show cold every performance, they won 2023’s Tony for “Shucked.” And told me — what they wanted their whole show business life — is to star in “Dreamgirls.”
They also told me: “You can do anything in life as long as you put your mind to it.”
We’ve got the Waldorf! Jealous?
If you toured the newly rejuiced Waldorf, it’s great, shiny, terrific. Like NYC once was.
To quote Hizzoner Eric Adams: “Houston, we have a problem — but New York is too important to the country. The way New York goes so goes America.”
Yeah. Right. And where else you going to find the fabulous Waldorf? So elegant, so gorgeous that you could book the Ladies Lounge for a week stay.
Also, even terrific is our fabulous Second Avenue Deli. They got maybe a Second Avenue Deli in downtown Montana? Stuffed cabbage in Utah?
It’s New York. Only New York.