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Sex shouldn’t feel like work
I interviewed a sex therapist. To know what they do. Could they — for maybe an extra $10 — give a partial demonstration? Not the same as other work — like emptying trash cans — but could I sign on for weekends?
No complete body rub. Just, let’s say, parts. But I select which parts.
Roger Libby does this kind of work. If that’s called work. It beats tarring a road — but . . . still.
“First,” he said, “it’s certification. It’s the American Association of Sexuality Educators, Counselors and Therapists. I have a Ph.D. and post-doctorate fellowship. But it’s connected. Maybe it’s conversation, maybe affection. Maybe a communication problem. I coordinate the entire effort. It’s tied together.
“There’s sexual infidelity. If he’s premature or delayed, I teach exercises, orgasms. Trauma specialists do eye treatment therapy. Sexual therapy chemistry can be based on hair pheromones. Liking each other’s smells. I started National Orgasm Week in Daytona Beach in the ’70s.
“Listen, I know we all fake it at times. Even me. We all sometimes are in a hurry.”
Your price?
“Two-fifty an hour.”
Well, at least, doesn’t look like he has to face poverty.
Rumblings & grumblings
The hills are alive with the sounds of therapy. Now it’s automobile therapy. My longtime forever friend Pietro Mosconi emigrated here from Italy almost 50 years ago and he still sounds like he’s arriving Thursday. His MacDougal Street restaurant Monte’s is always wall-to-wall jammed.
“Now,” he says, “less jammed. Congestion pricing stopped people from coming.”
Wait. Now comes also creature pricing. There’s a Brooklyn section of beautiful private homes. Built long back. And long back the lady of this one house discarded a small bit of uneaten cheese. A rat, thinking he was a partner in the home, grabbed it. He ran outdoors onto their patio and, childlike, stayed there and ate it — quite happily — like this was his place and she was a visitor.
Elise Stefanik. She’s faced worse than being dumped from a big job. One interview was an energy company called Opower in DC. That’s when she decided originally to run for Congress. You never know what is going to happen. From Opower to no power to powerful. The point? The pendulum swings.
Here’s another beauty. A man enters Trump Tower. For work. He had worked for Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand for 30 seconds. He uses that blip to get on the air and say evil things about Donald. And burp for free about whatever’s against President Trump. Hell hath no fury like an unemployed Democrat.
Before Columbus found us, America was controlled by others. They hunted and fished so much that there was less time to work and worry. Now that Columbus’ group controls the nation, its previous owners have no more time left to hunt or fish.
Currently only in America, only in America.