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According to sources in the nation’s capital, Senate Democrats have managed to delay their confirmation vote on Kash Patel one week, to give the FBI more time to finish shredding all their documents. READ MORE
Prince Harry has begged for ICE to please deport him to Guantanamo Bay, offering to commit whatever crime is necessary to warrant his immediate detention and expulsion. READ MORE
Amid the new heightened scrutiny on government spending, Democrats assured Americans that the millions of dollars in USAID funding that they gave to the terrorist group Hamas was only going toward promoting gay stuff. READ MORE
Following a demoralizing loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LIX, news broke early Monday morning that the Kansas City Chiefs had moved quickly to fire their referees. READ MORE
Alarm bells are sounding across the United States government, where Democrats are warning that President Trump’s unelected shadow government is totally dismantling the unelected shadow government Democrats worked so hard to build. READ MORE