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According to reports from staffers close to Kennedy, the new lunches were an attempt to set the diets of millions of schoolchildren across the United States right. READ MORE
Though the new average will be in the low 40s, the score will be substantially higher than the current mark of -6,940. READ MORE
Local gang members likewise expressed warm and fuzzy feelings with each violent crime they commit. READ MORE
Trump says his plan, inspired by famous native American Turok, is to go back somewhere between 6 thousand and 240 million years ago to the time of the dinosaurs and just start killing as many as he can. READ MORE