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Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
At publishing time, the U.S. Army refused to confirm or deny reports that they had simultaneously been airdropping leaflets to Greenland residents asking, “Have you ever wanted to see American soldiers up close?” READ MORE
“It would actually be dangerous if everyone knew about every player signing the Dodgers made,” sports columnist Shaman explained. READ MORE
“We’ve loved the loon, but we’re excited about the screaming lesbians,” said Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. READ MORE
Carlson expressed amazement at how the regime was able to put down protests and attempt to restore its supreme authority and praised the Ayatollah. READ MORE