NEWS HEADLINES: Scottie Pippen Takes Jab At Michael Jordan In New Commercial * 100PercentFedUp.com * by Noah

Ok, I am not really a big Scottie Pippen fan…

I’ve lost a lot of respect for him over the years seeing his bitterness towards Michael Jordan grow out of control.

Plus, he’s been labeled “No tippin’ Pippen” for his infamous rudeness to service workers and refusal to tip well or even tip at all.

But credit where credit is due, he just did a new commercial for Mr. Pibb and it’s actually pretty funny.

Playing up the idea that Mr. Pibb has long been a distant #2 to Dr. Pepper’s #1, they compared that to Pippen being a distant #2 to Michael’s #1 and it actually made me laugh.

Watch here:

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Mr. Pipp and Mr. Pibb are here to set it straight – not stir it up. pic.twitter.com/HdpyDAMboC

— Mr Pibb (@mrpibb) March 20, 2026

Backup here if needed:

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Scottie Pippen takes a jab at Michael Jordan in a Mr Pibb commercial
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— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) March 23, 2026

They even shot the commercial to mimic how Michael Jordan looked during his interviews for The Last Dance.

See the comparison here:

The Last Dance was great.

In case you haven’t seen it:

And now this seems like a good time to update my NBA All-Time Rankings.

I’m sure this will create some controversy, but let’s have at it!

1. Michael Jordan
2. / 1A Kobe Bryant (and I would accept these two in either order)
3. Steph
4. Shaq
5. Kareem
6. Magic
7. Tim Duncan
8. Wilt
9. Larry Bird
10. Anyone else except LeBron is acceptable here

Notably NOT in the Top 10: Scottie Pippen and LeBum James.