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Has everything in our world been scripted out?
Pre-planned?
Iām not ready to go that far, but I am at the point where I donāt have a lot of good explanations for how these things keep happening.
You may have seen this before, but in light of the extremely strange Charlie Kirk connection to the 1998 āSnake Eyesā movie, I am starting to view all of these things in a different light.
This is JFK Jr. (before he died obviously) on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno back in the 1990ās (Jerry Seinfeld is to his side also on that show that evening) and he suddenly pulls out a poem he had with him that he claims is from a 9-year-old named Monica Lewinsky who writes a poem about being eaten like a slice of pizza.
Super weird.
Super creepy.
Watch here:
Iām sorry, excuse me, pardon me, what?
Was everything planned? Everything? pic.twitter.com/KwCe6wAV9v
ā SpeakWithDeeDee (@SpeakWithDeeDee) September 26, 2025
TRANSCRIPT:
Jay Leno: Poem from 9-year-old Monica Lewinsky on the showā¦ with a laughing, cackling Jerry Seinfeld next to him. Check this out.
We, we, um, we happen to have someone who sent us Monica Lewinskyās poem that she wrote in 9th grade. Actually, not, not in the 9th grade ā when she was a 9-year-old.
And I, I know Iām going to rot in hell eternally for this, butā¦ but Iā can I maybe just give a sample?
Read theā Yeah, give a sample. Okay.
It was written, uh, the poem is a poignant rumination on how, quote, *āI can be a delicious lunch, dinner, or breakfast if youāre weird.ā*
She goes on to describe herself, quote, *āas a round and flat piece of dough with lots of topping. I am a mouthās best friend. I make you say, āYum, yum.āā*
Itās amazing how kids know at a young age what theyāre gonna do with their life.
Backup here if needed:
Has EVERYTHING Been Scripted In Our Reality? pic.twitter.com/msewMA055n
ā Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) September 26, 2025
Ok, now letās break this down a bit so you understand exactly what is going on here and why itās so strange.
First of all, you have to realize the Bill Clinton / Monica Lewinsky scandal had not broken open yet.
In other words, no one in America had any idea who Monica Lewinsky was.
Also, understand that JFK Jr. was not saying it was from Lewinsky who was 9 at the time, it was something he had back from when she was 9.
Why would he have that?
How would he have that?
Why would he bring it with him and read on the air of the Tonight Show?
Then of course you have the creepy Pizzagate connections, which also was not known at the time.Ā But it is now.
Grok confirms all of these strange details:
The X post features a video clip from a 1998 episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, where John F. Kennedy Jr. reads a poem written by a 9-year-old Monica Lewinsky, humorously comparing herself to a slice of pizza.
This moment is notable because it predates the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, which erupted in 1998 and involved Lewinskyās affair with President Bill Clinton, highlighting an eerie foreshadowing of her future public persona.
The poem, described as a āpoignant ruminationā by JFK Jr., includes lines like:
āI can be delicious lunch, dinner, or breakfast if youāre weird.ā
āI am a round and flat piece of dough with lots of topping, I am a mouseās best friend, I make you say yum-yum.ā
This juxtaposition of a childhood poem with Lewinskyās later infamy adds a layer of irony and dark humor, especially given the scandalās impact on her life and public perception.
The context of this clip is further complicated by the fact that pizza parties have been associated with code words for illicit activities in certain circles. This connection, combined with the timing and content of the poem, fuels conspiracy theories and discussions about predestination or manipulation in public figuresā lives, challenging the mainstream narrative of coincidence.
As I said, Iām really starting to see all of this stuff in a new light after the impossible-to-explain Charlie Kirk āSnake Eyesā connections.
In case you missed that, prepare to have your mind totally blown:
Yesterday, I brought you this really strange (but fact-checked 100% true) report about the impossible-to-believe connections between Charlie Kirk and the 1998 Nicolas Cage movie “Snake Eyes”.
If you haven’t seen that yet, you can see my full report here and no exaggeration this honestly will blow your mind:
This Is IMPOSSIBLE To Believe About Charlie Kirk ā How Is This Even Real?
And while there are too many “coincidences” in there to believe are just random chance, there’s actually one more that I missed.
Hat tip to my friend MJTruth who caught it.
It turns out that in the 1998 movie, a plot element is a Hurricane named JEZEBEL striking the New Jersey coast.
Take a look here:
UPDATE: Charlie Kirk ā It just got weirdā¦
The 1998 movie Snake Eyes is about a corrupt cop, who uncovers a conspiracy surrounding a political assassination at a public heavyweight boxing event.
In the movie, Charles Kirkland, the Secretary of Defense, was assassinated by aā¦ pic.twitter.com/V0Z8ZjVO3L
ā MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) September 25, 2025
UPDATE: Charlie Kirk ā It just got weirdā¦
The 1998 movie Snake Eyes is about a corrupt cop, who uncovers a conspiracy surrounding a political assassination at a public heavyweight boxing event.
In the movie, Charles Kirkland, the Secretary of Defense, was assassinated by a gunshot to the neck.
Charlie Kirk
Charles KirklandThe assassination of Charles Kirkland in the movie took place in September.
But waitā¦ it gets even weirder.
In the film, the heavyweight fight who āTook the Fallā, is named Lincoln TYLER, who allowed the assassin to get away, drawing parallels to TYLER Robinson, who is believed to be the fall guy.
Donāt leave just yet, it gets even weirder
Part of the movie was shot at the Trump Taj Mahal Hotel & Casino, in Atlantic City. Gilbert Powellāthe sleazy arena director and defense contractor is explicitly noted as a character based on Donald Trump.
Gilbert Powell was part of the plot to orchestrate the assassination as part of a conspiracy involving a missile defense system deal.
In the movie, Dunne confessed that the trip to Norfolk was for a test of the AirGuard missile defense system, which Powell’s company was backing. He deduces that the sniper, a known Palestinian terrorist named Tariq Rabat, who was protesting weapons shipments to Israel, learned of the test and assassinated Kirkland in order to stop the sale of the system to the US government.
Also notable, throughout the film, a Hurricane named JEZEBEL strikes the Atlantic City coastline.
āā this is also notable given that we just learned that a popular website named Jezebel allegedly worked with an Etsy witch to cast a curse/Vex on Charlie Kirk.That is just weirdā¦
Donāt leave just yet, it gets even weirderOk, so that’s it right there at the end.
If you didn’t catch it, allow me to connect the dots for you.
Last week, we were one of the first to bring you reports that a group of Witches on Etsy were paid to put a curse on Charlie Kirk just days before his assassination.
That report was confirmed yesterday by Megyn Kelly:
So, what’s the connection to Jezebel?
A far-left website called Jezebel.com proudly bragged about how they had paid the Witches on Etsy to “curse” Charlie Kirk.
So there’s your JEZEBEL connection folks!
I am seriously asking you, how many “coincidences” does it take before it becomes statistically impossible?
I think wherever that line is, we have crossed it.
That’s just my opinion.
And allow me to address the Witchcraft issue, because I’ve seen all of your emails and complaints about the fact that I covered this story.
I want to address two things on this point…
First, for those of you emailing me saying Witchcraft is not real and I shouldn’t be talking about fake, made-up stuff like that, I’m sorry but the Bible disagrees with you.Ā I’m not following it or promoting it, but the Bible does make very clear that it’s very real and we are to avoid it:
Old Testament
- Exodus 22:18Ā ā āYou shall not permit a sorceress to live.ā
- Leviticus 19:26Ā ā āYou shall not eat anything with the blood, nor practice divination or soothsaying.ā
- Leviticus 20:6Ā ā āIf a person turns to mediums and familiar spirits, to prostitute himself with them, I will set My face against that person and cut him off from his people.ā
- Leviticus 20:27Ā ā āA man or a woman who is a medium or who has familiar spirits shall surely be put to death.ā
- Deuteronomy 18:10ā12Ā ā āThere shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or daughter pass through the fire, or one who practices witchcraft, or a soothsayer, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, or one who conjures spells, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who calls up the dead. For all who do these things are an abomination to the Lord.ā
- 2 Kings 9:22Ā ā ā…the harlotries of your mother Jezebel and her witchcraft are so many.ā
- 2 Chronicles 33:6Ā ā [Of Manasseh] āAlso he caused his sons to pass through the fire in the Valley of the Son of Hinnom; he practiced soothsaying, used witchcraft and sorcery, and consulted mediums and spiritists.ā
- Micah 5:12Ā ā āI will cut off sorceries from your hand, and you shall have no soothsayers.ā
- Nahum 3:4Ā ā āBecause of the multitude of harlotries of the seductive harlot, the mistress of sorceries, who sells nations through her harlotries, and families through her sorceries.ā
New Testament
- Acts 8:9ā11Ā ā Simon the sorcerer āastonished the people of Samaria, claiming that he was someone greatā¦ they heeded him because he had astonished them with his sorceries.ā
- Acts 13:6ā8Ā ā Elymas the sorcerer opposed Paul and Barnabas.
- Acts 19:19Ā ā Many who had practiced magic brought their books and burned them publicly.
- Galatians 5:19ā21Ā ā Witchcraft (sorcery) is listed among the works of the flesh: āNow the works of the flesh are evident: adultery, fornication… idolatry, sorcery… those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.ā
- Revelation 9:21Ā ā āAnd they did not repent of their murders or their sorceries or their sexual immorality or their thefts.ā
- Revelation 18:23Ā ā āFor by your sorcery all the nations were deceived.ā
- Revelation 21:8Ā ā āBut the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers… shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone.ā
- Revelation 22:15Ā ā āBut outside are dogs and sorcerers and sexually immoral and murderers and idolaters, and whoever loves and practices a lie.ā
Ok, so that’s the first thing.
Second thing, for everyone emailing me to say a Christian like Charlie Kirk cannot be cursed by Witchcraft, I’m not entirely sure that is true.Ā The Bible makes very clear that on this Earth we are engaged in a spiritual war.Ā And in war there are casualties.Ā If being a Christian gave you a magical cloak where nothing bad could ever happen to you, that would be nice but it’s not what the Bible (or life experience) teaches us.
But either way, whichever way you believe on that topic, that’s not the point of my reporting.Ā The point of my reporting is that this event happened and it’s very disturbing.Ā And according to Megyn Kelly, Charlie and Erika were aware of it and were very disturbed themselves, calling close trusted friends in for prayer.
Those are the reports directly from Megyn Kelly.Ā I’m just the messenger.Ā Believe whatever you want to believe, but the Jezebel / Etsy / Witchcraft Curse timeline did happen.Ā Make of it what you will.
Here was my original report in case you missed it:
This Is IMPOSSIBLE To Believe About Charlie Kirk — How Is This Even Real?
If you do not like “Conspiracy Theories” tune out now!
Actually, I take that back.Ā That’s not fair.
What I’m about to show you is not a Conspiracy Theory of any kind.Ā What I’m about to show you is simply FACTS that I have fact-checked myself and found to be 100% true.
The conclusion you want to draw after hearing these facts is up to you.
Sound good?
Ok, let’s dig in because I am about to completely blow your mind.
Do you remember the 1998 movie “Snake Eyes” starring Nicolas Cage?
It was a great movie, and in fact in hindsight Nicolas Cage has put out a ton of iconic movies.
Ever seen “Matchstick Men”?Ā Such a great and underrated movie!
But back to “Snake Eyes”…
This movie, released in 1998 (when Charlie Kirk would have been 5 years old), features all of the following:
- A politician named Charles Kirkland (gee, kind of sounds like Charlie Kirk doesn’t it?)
- Charles Kirkland is assassinated
- Charles Kirkland is shot in the neck
- The assassination happens on September 10th (Charlie Kirk was assassinated on September 10th)
- There is a boxer in the movie named Tyler whose nickname is “The Executioner”
- For those of you into such things, the names “Tyler Robinson” and “Lincoln Tyler” in reverse ordinal gematria both total 165
- Oh and it’s currently the Chinese Year of the ….. Snake (Snake Eyes)
I will document each of these things down below to show you it’s fact-checked 100% true, but for now just watch this:
There are NO COINCIDENCES.
The 1998 Movie “Snake Eyes” with actor Nicholas Cage, the politician CHARLES KIRKLAND is shot in the neck.
In the movie, the shooting happens on SEPTEMBER 10th.
Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck, in real life on September 10th.
You just can’t makeā¦ pic.twitter.com/zNiqchI4mK
ā The SCIF (@TheIntelSCIF) September 24, 2025
TRANSCRIPT:
There’s a movie called Snake Eyes, which came out in 1998, and in that movie, U.S. politician Charles Kirkland is assassinated at a live event by a shot through the neck. Charles Kirkland, like Charles Kirk, and obviously Charlie Kirk was also shot in the neck allegedly, right? Well, in the movie Snake Eyes, the heavyweight boxer Lincoln Tyler is in the ring during the assassination.
Tyler, like Tyler Robinson, and in gematria, Lincoln Tyler is 165, like Tyler Robinson is 165, and his nickname is The Executioner, okay? Well, the big part here, guys, in the movie Snake Eyes, the assassination occurs on September 10th. Charlie Kirk was allegedly assassinated on September 10th.
Can you believe this, guys? You guys gotta share this with everyone you can. This is undeniable. And also see how Nicolas Cage is doing the hands like Charlie Kirk, also Donald Trump does that hand sign, and also we’re in the Year of the Snake right now. It’s called Snake Eyes. But wow, just, you put that all together ā Charles Kirkland shot in the neck, Lincoln Tyler equals Tyler Robinson, and you’re telling me the assassination in the movie happened on September 10th, the same day the Charlie Kirk event happened?
Oh my goodness. And guys, I can’t take credit for this. Um, shout out to Bernard Suarez, or Bernardo Suarez, sorry. Um, he left me this comment. I also saw him on the Ball Donāt Lie channel earlier tonight talking about this. He said, āHave you ever watched the ’98 movie Snake Eyes where the character Charles Kirkland is assassinated with a shot in the neck, and there’s a boxer named Tyler who has the nickname Executioner?ā And then Decoding With Cody let me know that the shooting in the film is on September 10th.
Backup video here if needed:
This Is IMPOSSIBLE To Believe About Charlie Kirk — How Is This Real? pic.twitter.com/9oau2mIQb2
ā Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) September 24, 2025
Ok, now let me document and fact-check this for you.
Let’s start with the name, Charles Kirkland — this is a pretty easy one to confirm:
You can also confirm all of these by simply watching the movie too, by the way.Ā It’s available on Paramount+.
Notice how I am not asking ChatGPT leading questions…
Next up, the assassination is confirmed — it happens in the opening scene and forms the basis for the rest of the murder-mystery plot:
Notice how ChatGPT does not know the September 10th date, but it’s a good thing I’m smarter than these AI robots!
You can still count on Noah to get the job done even when ChatGPT fails!
In the opening scene, the camera very intentionally flashes to the marquee which confirms two things: the boxer name TYLER THE EXECUTIONER (note how TYLER is even emphasized) and the date of September 10th is clearly visible:
That freeze frame is a LITTLE hard to read the 10th (could argue it’s the 18th) but in the video it’s pretty clear it’s the 10th.
You can watch the video here:
Backup here if needed:
Snake Eyes (1998): Opening Scene pic.twitter.com/cViTGeYwmQ
ā Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) September 24, 2025
If that’s not enough, you can confirm all of this in the written script that you can read on Scribd:
Now the shot in the neck…
Here’s a screenshot of Charles Kirkland getting shot in the neck in the movie — almost the EXACT identical same spot as Charlie Kirk:
And it’s not really my thing, but for those of you interested in this stuff, here is the Gematria name-value confirmation as well:
And of course you know there’s always going to be symbolism, right?
How about flashing the “All Seeing Eye” in the air the moment before the shot rings out?
Ok, now to steal a phrase from Steve Jobs and Columbo: “One more thing…”
Remember what the tagline was from that movie?
“Believe everything except your eyes.”
Wow.
Look, I’m not saying I believe all of this proves it was fake and staged and Charlie is still alive….I’m not going there.Ā I’m just saying at what point does all of this become too much to be a coincidence?
I’ll let YOU answer that!
I told you I was only going to report facts and that’s what I did.
What you do with this information is up to you…
All just one big coincidence?
I find that almost impossible to believe, but I am interested to hear your thoughts below!
Noah out.
This is a Guest Post from our friends over at WLTReport.