NEWS HEADLINES: Glenn Beck Jumps Aboard My Epstein Theory * 100PercentFedUp.com * by Noah

Hello, America. First, I have to start with an apology to my guests that I just excused.

Because as I walked on stage tonight and I looked at the content, based on something that I’m gonna take you through, Donald Trump’s letter today, I don’t know what is true.

And it’s weird ’cause I’m, we all are like this, but, you know, if you’re just doing political calculations, it’s easy to see which side you should fall on.

But if you actually care and you actually care about the truth, this is one of the hardest few weeks I think I’ve had.

Because I don’t exactly know what’s going on. I think until today, I am not a guy that is somebody that is fine with the regular answer.

I’m, believe it or not, I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I mean unless there are conspiracies, and there are conspiracies.

And we know it, we know it. We’ve been watching them unfold for the last 15, 20 years.

But this Epstein thing does not make sense to me. And this might be, until I get a better handle on it, might be the last time I talk about this.

Because what I think is going on, that may be the only response.

I’m gonna present you with several theories, but I wanna start with the President’s letter, okay?

‘Cause this is crucial. You can’t just ask, “What is happening?” You have to ask, “Why is this happening?”

Why would the President run on Epstein, along with a bunch of other stuff?

Why would his administration say, “Oh, it’s sitting right here on my desk. You know, we’re going through it, thousands of names” Blah, blah, blah?

Why? And then, all of a sudden say, “There’s nothing there.”

It doesn’t, it’s so poorly handled, and the President seems tone-deaf, and I don’t believe the President is tone-deaf.

I’ve never seen a guy with a better political gut. I’ve never seen a guy with a better gut, quite honestly.

Look at what he’s doing to the country. Look at what he’s, how he’s transforming the world.

The guy does not suck in the gut department. So, why is this happening?

Let me take you to the letter. “What’s going on with my boys and, in some cases, gals?

They’re going after Attorney General Pam Bondi, who is doing a fantastic job.”

Okay, I could say that he’s maybe talking, I’m, maybe I’m one of his boys, I guess.

I don’t know, because I called for her resignation.

“We’re on one team, Team MAGA, and I don’t like what’s happening.”

Okay, I agree with him on that.

“We have a perfect administration, the talk of the world.”

I believe that.

“And selfish people are trying to hurt it all over a guy who never dies, Jeffrey Epstein.”

This is where I start to go, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You used Jeffrey Epstein as a political tool, and that’s going to be very important to remember here in a minute.

“For years, it’s Epstein over and over again.

Why are we giving publicity to files written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and a loser and criminals of the Biden administration?”

Wait a minute. That’s new. I’ve never heard him say that before.

“Who conned the world with Russia, Russia, Russia hoax, 51 intelligence agents, laptop from hell, and more.”

Got it?

“They created the Epstein files just like they created the fake Hillary Clinton/Christopher Steele dossier that they used on me.

And now, my so-called friends are playing right into their hands.

Why didn’t these radical left lunatics release the Epstein files?”

That’s a good question. If he’s in it, why wouldn’t they have released it? Why?

They would’ve just at least released that part of it. Why wouldn’t they?

‘Cause he’s not in it. I firmly believe he’s not in it.

I’m gonna get to that theory here in just a second, but, okay.

“Why wouldn’t these radical left lunatics release the Epstein files?

If there was anything in there that could’ve hurt the MAGA movement, why didn’t they use it?”

He’s right.

“They haven’t given up on the John F. Kennedy or Martin Luther King Jr. files.”

Well, I have. I’m satisfied.

“No matter how much success we’ve had securing the border, deporting criminals, fixing the economy, energy dominance, a safer world where Iran will not have nuclear weapons, it’s never enough for some people.”

Quite frankly, I’m fine. It’s enough for me.

“We’re about to achieve more in 6 months than any administration has achieved in over 100 years.”

He’s right.

“And we have so much more to do.” He’s right.

“We’re saving our country and making America great again, which will continue to be our complete priority.”

Okay, he’s right.

But we do have a problem, and that is trust, and that’s why this story has bothered me, because you can’t truly restore America without restoring her trust.

“The left is imploding.” He’s right.

“Kash Patel and the FBI must be focused on investigating voter fraud, political corruption, ActBlue,” yes, “the rigged and stolen election of 2020, and arresting thugs and criminals instead of spending month after month looking into nothing but the old same radical left-inspired documents on Jeffrey Epstein.”

“Let Pam Bondi do her job. She’s great.

The 2020 election was rigged and stolen. They tried to do the same in 2024.

That’s why she’s looking in as AG and much more. One year ago, our country was dead. Now it’s the hottest country anywhere in the world.”

He’s right.

“Let’s keep it that way. Let’s not waste time and energy on Jeffrey Epstein, somebody nobody cares about.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

Half of that absolutely makes total sense to me.

But what tipped me off, and look, I don’t know if any of this is right.

I mean, I don’t know who’s gonna like this segment.

I don’t know if any of this is right, but I have a pretty good track record of seeing things and going, “Something’s not right.”

And then continuing to pull at the thread, and every thread that I’ve pulled, I’m not satisfied with until today.

Listen to what he kept saying here.

He’s right about how America and the job he’s doing.

He’s right about that.

But he says, “For years, Epstein over and over again.

Why are we giving publicity to files written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and losers across”

I’ve never heard him say that.

I’ve never heard anyone say that.

No one.

Well, except for the Left, no one really discredited those files.

No one.

Everybody just wanted them released.

I thought it was pretty universal.

Now, the media, they wanted to bury it, right?

The Left, they wanted to bury it.

But the people wanted to know, and no one said it was written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, and Comey, okay?

“We have to fix the economy.”

“Why didn’t these radical left lunatics release the Epstein files?

If there was anything in there, it would have hurt the MAGA movement.

Why didn’t they use it?”

That’s true. You know that’s true.

These people would use anything.

They had that sitting there for 5 years and they didn’t use it?

Don’t believe that.

That is the least believable thing I’ve heard.

“We’re saving our country.

We have to investigate all these things.

One year ago, our country was dead.”

What is it?

“Not looking at the same old radical left inspired documents on Jeffrey Epstein.”

Radical left inspired documents on Jeffrey Epstein.

I want to take you through—I want to just take you through the possibilities that I think could be happening here.

The possibilities, possible, possibility number one, and this is what the Left is saying and some people now on his team are saying, he’s in the report.

With 15-year-olds?

Really?

Do you actually believe that?

I mean, let’s be honest.

20 years ago, if this was like, hey, he was on an island with 25-year-old models, I would be going, “Probably,” okay?

15, 16-year-olds, that’s not Donald Trump.

It’s not Donald Trump.

I don’t believe that.

Do you?

I say that’s no way that’s true.

Second theory, his friends, his donors and the power GOP are in it.

Okay, first of all, if the power GOP were in that, I’m not sure.

If the power GOP were in that, also the power DNC would be in it and he’d be all for destroying both of those.

It makes no sense.

Unless, unless you want to say, well, he wants to use this, and I’ll get to that here in a second.

But let’s just say he’s only doing it because his friends, his donors, or the power GOP are in it.

I don’t believe that.

I don’t believe that.

Listen to theory 3.

I don’t think that’s true.

There’s no way—Let me ask you, except for the Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh, when was the last time—and Kavanaugh is different, because he didn’t do anything.

When have you seen anybody in the administration that actually did something wrong that Donald Trump, when the heat got on them, he didn’t just go, “Yeah, see, you got to take care of that. You’re on your own on that.”

He’s not going to take the heat for his friends if they did something wrong.

Think about that.

Just that.

His friends or donors or the power GOP are in it.

Do you think he’d flush down half of the MAGA movement for friends or power brokers?

Never.

Never.

The man knows where his power comes from and it’s from his base.

No way.

Don’t believe it.

3 is a possibility. I don’t believe it, but it’s a possibility.

And that is that 2 is kind of true, his friends, donors, power GOP, and he’s using the information.

For instance, let’s say Jeffrey Epstein was a Mossad agent.

I could see Donald Trump who does not want regime change in Iran thinking, “That would be bad for the country and the world.

Bebe, Benny, can I call you that?

Your boy here was a Mossad agent.

Now, yes, the CIA was involved so it’s gonna be bad for both of us but probably worse for you.

So I’m gonna keep this under wraps, but what you’re gonna do is not have regime change in Iran.”

If the President saw something that he felt was accomplished that would be very, very good by saying, “I’m gonna sit on that,” I think he might do it.

I think he might do it.

But I don’t think that’s what happened.

I don’t, because of today’s letter.

Okay?

I’m gonna get to that now.

The 4th theory is what the president is trying to say, there’s nothing here.

Now, this one I can believe if it’s presented this way.

It’s had a thousand fingerprints on it.

The chain of custody is ridiculous.

We don’t know what’s real and what’s not.

It has been sitting around desks, and in the hands of lefties, righties, power brokers, people who are guilty, people who are innocent.

We don’t know the chain of custody of this thing.

We can’t prove anything, thus there’s nothing in there.

There’s nothing we can prove.

Move on.

That I could believe.

That one I could believe.

But it doesn’t explain today’s letter.

Lara Trump said something earlier this week, she said, “I just wanna tell you there’s more information that’s gonna come out.”

Okay.

That’s when I thought, “Okay, idea number 4, that’s true.”

There’s nothing there because it’s got a thousand fingerprints on it and there’s nothing you can prove, because I don’t believe one, 2, or 3.

I don’t.

Doesn’t make sense to me.

And then he came out with this.

Now, it could be that he is so frustrated because the guy has accomplished miracles in 6 months.

The guy should have yet another Nobel Prize and this one earned.

He should have that from some of the stuff that he’s done.

He’s accomplished amazing things.

And I could see myself really tired, really burned out, working 24 hours a day, flying all over the world.

Could you keep his schedule?

Look, I’m not trying to make excuses for him, I just want to present a fair look.

Could you keep his schedule?

I know if I have a schedule half that way, I get testy.

So that could explain this.

It could explain him going, “Can you knock it off? Look what we’re doing. There’s nothing there.”

That works.

But this bothers—All of this part, we’re one team, MAGA, talk of the world, selfish people are trying to hurt it over a guy who never dies.

Why are we giving—Okay, it’s Epstein over and over again.

That theory works to me.

What I just said to you, okay, he’s tired, he’s grumpy, he wants people to pay attention to the things that are important because there’s nothing in it, theory number 4.

Until you get here, why are we giving publicity of files written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and the losers and criminals of the Biden administration who conned the world with the Russia, Russia, Russia, 51 intelligence agent laptop from hell, and more?

They created the Epstein files just like they created the fake Hillary Clinton Steele dossier that they used on me and now my so-called friends are playing right into their hand.

The next line is the key, “If there was something in there, why didn’t they use it against me before? They could have easily done it and controlled exactly how it was done, could have tubed the last election that fast.”

That fast.

Can I give you theory 5?

He is suddenly, miraculously, in the file.

Just like he had that link with his bank and the Russian bank, or he was on camera in Russia with hookers, or just like he was in the Steele dossier, doing all those things.

Just like he was bribing Ukraine.

Just like he was starting a war, all of the things that they have said.

Just like he was falsifying documents to get rich in business.

Just like he was in Bergdorf Goodman raping a woman.

Now all of those things were said about him, and who said them?

The radical left, and written, in many cases, by Obama, Hillary, Comey, Brennan, the loser criminal, the Biden administration.

Let me take you back to theory 4.

There’s nothing there.

Why is there nothing there?

Because we don’t know the chain of custody.

Fingerprints all over it, right?

Fingerprints everywhere.

How do we know what’s true, what’s not true?

That’s theory 4.

Theory 5 is, these sons of bitches, they knew I was campaigning, and one of my campaign promises was to release the files.

Somebody went in, the same people went in, and made all of this stuff point to me as if I’m some kingpin in it.

Why is it the left never wanted this released until he said, “I’m not going to release it?”

Why is Congress, the Democrats in Congress, all of a sudden saying, “You’ve gotta release this. You’ve gotta release this. This is impeachable if he doesn’t release it.”

Really?

More in a minute.

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I’m gonna take you through these again, and I just want you to ask yourself these questions.

Your theory, he’s in the report with 15-year-olds.

He was part of this.

Okay.

You have to ask this question.

Why didn’t the left use any of that when they had complete control of the dossier, when they had complete control of the DOJ?

They wanted to put him in jail.

Why wouldn’t they have used it already?

“Well, because it would have exposed them.”

Not if they had complete control.

No.

They could have just used parts of it.

That doesn’t make sense to me.

Two, his friends, donors, and power at GOP.

Okay.

I’ve never seen him defend a friend that has gone awry and is hurting the administration.

He’s the president.

He shouldn’t take on extra water, unless that person, like Kavanaugh, is wrongly accused where he does stand for them.

His friends, his donors, power at GOP.

What good is that?

Don’t confuse 2 with 3.

What good is any of this if he loses half his base and his support and he now is a lame duck?

What good is any of that?

That doesn’t make sense.

Two is true, but he’s using the information to blackmail, you know, in a positive way.

“You’re gonna do what I need you to do.”

He’s got it on the DNC and everything else.

I don’t believe that because I think he would rather take down the institutions than use it as blackmail, unless, like I said, it was a deal with Israel to do something where he thinks would get us into World War III.

Then I would buy that.

Four, there is nothing there doesn’t mean there was never anything there.

It means we don’t have anything actionable at all.

But this one doesn’t work by itself because of the way it’s been handled.

This, and I’d love to hear—Tomorrow I’m gonna open up the phones, I guess.

I don’t know.

I don’t know if I wanna talk about this again.

He suddenly is in it, suddenly, just like he was in it with Russia.

I have a weird job, a really weird job, and it is sometimes a blessing and a curse.

Sometimes I get credit for things I never did, and I also get blamed for things I had nothing to do with.

I looked at today’s script, which we didn’t use any of it.

I looked at today’s script, which we have been laboring over for two or three days, and we had guests, and I said, “I don’t know if I believe any of that anymore because of this letter that came out.”

And everybody looked at me and said, “So, this isn’t gonna make you more popular with the audience?”

And I said, “Nope.”

And they looked at it, “This isn’t gonna make you more popular with the president?”

“Nope.”

But that’s not my job.

I’m of no use to you if I say things just because I wanna get in with the president.

I’m of no use to you if I’m saying things because I think you want to hear it.